Shar Pei

shar peiThe Shar Pei looks like no other dog on Earth. An ancient Chinese fighting dog which almost became extinct after WWII, the breed was resurrected by the Americans in the 1970s after the Communists banned dog breeding and other fun activities. Originally thought to be a cross between the Tibetan Mastiff and the Chow Chow, recent research has uncovered a genetic link to the humble earthworm, throwing science into confusion. In 1996, a study at Harvard University revealed that, like the Dachshund, the Shar Pei is not, strictly speaking, a mammal at all but, rather, shares its DNA with both the geranium and the gecko and falls into a taxonomic class all of its own.

The characteristic loose skin and wrinkles were positively encouraged over hundreds of years of selective breeding and, indeed, there is such an excess of subcutaneous tissue that some have suggested the Ancient Chinese may have also bred the dogs for their pelts to guard against the harsh winters of the mountainous regions.

Though the Shar Pei has a strong, muscular build, it is not without health problems. Depression and bipolar syndrome are common ailments, as are breathing difficulties and worms. The Shar Pei is a sensitive breed, and in many ways is still getting over the rejection it suffered at the hands of the Chinese. Having said that, it’s fair to say the dogs have, in general, successfully managed the transition over to the American Way of Life and have embraced it wholeheartedly: they are now regularly spotted at baseball games, high school proms and the like and are even popular in Hollywood.

In terms of diet, you can’t go too far wrong by feeding your Shar Pei burgers, fries, chilli dogs and cola, though obviously not every day as this can encourage obesity. Also, don’t forget to give them plenty of fruit and vegetables so they don’t get cancer. Exercise is also important, but not that important as these dogs sleep for an average of 16 hours per day. If your Shar Pei seems to just want to spend all day on the sofa you should allow this; your pet is probably just tired (or depressed, which isn’t surprising given the circumstances).

When it comes to entertainment, the Shar Pei very much enjoys dressing up, especially at Halloween, when it is fond of ‘Trick or Treating.’ Its favourite Halloween costume is the illuminous green skeleton, though it also likes the witch. If the Shar Pei was a human being, it would be The Fonz from TV’s Happy Days.

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6 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Jobina Farr on December 7, 2010 at 13:50

    have you ever owned a shar-pei?? You haven’t got a clue!

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    • Posted by markuspretzel on February 22, 2011 at 02:08

      No, I have never owned a Shar Pei however I have seen them in the street, on the television and on the Big Brain (Internet). In my opinion they are fat and lazy. But this is just my opinion and I do acknowledge that depression and bipolar syndrome are difficult illnesses to contend with and so believe we shouldn’t be too hard on them. Take care of yourself, Jobby. Kind regards, Markus x

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  2. I comment whenever I appreciate a post on a website or I have
    something to add to the conversation. It is triggered by
    the sincerness displayed in the article I looked at.
    And after this post Shar Pei « Dog Breeds of the World.

    I was actually moved enough to post a thought :-P I actually do have a couple of questions for you if you do not mind.

    Could it be just me or does it seem like some of the comments come across like
    written by brain dead folks? :-P And, if you are posting at other
    online sites, I’d like to keep up with anything fresh you have to post. Could you list all of all your public sites like your Facebook page, twitter feed, or linkedin profile?

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  3. Shar Peis don’t lay eggs. this is the dumbest shit ever. i breed Shar Peis, here’s a video from youtube of a Shar Pei giving birth. that purple sac is the placenta, NOT an egg. the Dachshund does not give birth to eggs, either. there is no reptilian DNA in these dogs.

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    • Posted by markuspretzel on January 31, 2013 at 01:16

      Please, there is no need for abuse. Here at Dog Breeds of the World we try our best but we understand our best will never be good enough for some people. For the record, I have removed your video as this is a family site. Please do not come here again spreading your malicious filth. Regards, Markus x

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      • Sorry for the language, i got a little worked up. I’m just trying to give you the right information to help you run this website.
        no need to call it malice, it’s just my personality.

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